My boy Sean over at Just a Jeep Guy posts questions and answers every Thursday, and invites bloggers to participate by doing the same. (He previews the questions beforehand so that bloggers can post them on Thursday). So here I go.
I JUST WANNA GO TO SLEEP
What do you wear to bed?
All I wear to bed is a smile.
Who or what sleeps with you at night?
I sleep with my husband, Greg.
Do you like a cold room or a hot room?
I prefer cool, but not cold. I can’t stand trying to sleep in a hot room.
Lots of blankets or just one?
That totally depends on the blanket, don’t you think? On my bed now is a sheet and a thin blanket. When it is very cold outside, I add a second thin blanket.
Do you hog the blankets?
I never hog the blankets. In fact, I’m very aware of them at all times and am careful to turn in bed without causing the blankets to twist around me. Now if I could only get Greg to do that too.
What size is your bed and what kind of mattress is it?
It’s a queen (as if there was any doubt), and the mattress is a Sealy.
Do you eat in bed?
Lately I’ve been tossing a lot of salad in bed, but usually I don’t eat.
What kind of sleeper are you?
If I’m tired I can sleep straight through the night without ever moving. But most of the time I’m a light sleeper, waking up when I turn then having a hard time getting back to sleep.
What is under your bed?
Here’s what is not under my bed, but I wish was there: a 30-year-old, 6’6″, 290 lbs. NFL linebacker with shoulders the size of Texas and a cock to match. Give him a low IQ and a never-ending desire to get fucked and he’d be perfect.
What won’t you do in bed?
Here is my Top-5 list of things I won’t do in bed:
5. Commit international bank fraud.
4. Throw a surprise birthday party for my grandmother.
3. Give your dog a flea bath.
2. Practice the rhythm method.
1. Juggle flaming chainsaws.