My boy Sean over at Just a Jeep Guy posts questions and answers every Thursday, and invites bloggers to participate by doing the same. (He previews the questions beforehand so that bloggers can post them on Thursday). So here I go.
THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS
Which religion or faith do you belong to, if any?
I’m a recovering Catholic who no longer belongs to any organized delusion.
What is your opinion of seasonal greetings and salutations?
A guy at work the other day walked up to an old friend of his and greeted him with a Merry Christmas. I liked it.
Holiday music on the radio?
I’ll listen to a few hours of xmas music each year, but beyond that I just say no.
What is your policy for exchanging gifts?
The best gifts to exchange are reproductive fluids. I’m willing to exchange gifts with any man.
Gift cards are…
…jolly good fun!
Christmas cards/family update letters are…
I love sending xmas cards, much more than is normal most likely. Family update letters? Pass!
…one of the wonders of Earth. I love snow, except when I have to shovel it. Or drive in it. Or walk in it.
Have you been a good little boy or girl?
This year I’ve been especially good. Probably the best I’ve been in my life. I wonder what my punishment will be?
RAPID FIRE FAVORITES
Song: White Christmas
Movie: A Christmas Story
Tradition: Family fights