My boy Sean over at Just a Jeep Guy posts questions and answers every Thursday, and invites bloggers to participate by doing the same. (He previews the questions beforehand so that bloggers can post them on Thursday). So here I go.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
Trick or Treat?
Treat. It’s always treat. Nowadays if I was to choose trick, the kids would just look at me blankly, not having any clue whatsoever that the phrase “Trick or Treat” is a request for the homeowner to make a choice. Instead, kids just think it means “Give me candy and keep your fucking yap shut.”
What? Too cynical?
Do you hand out candy, make sure you’re not home or pretend to not be home?
This year we handed out candy. Most other years we go out for dinner and a movie.
What’s your favorite candy?
I’m not much of a candy person. In the last few years I discovered Snickers. Now every time I see them in a store I smack myself on the head for letting the first 40 years of my life go by without ever knowing the ultimate pleasure known as a Snickers bar.
How big of a holiday is Halloween for you?
Small. I don’t drink and drive, which means I miss out on all the fun every year. Same goes for New Year’s Eve. 
Sexy costume or scary?
Scary of course. The only way I would have a sexy costume is if I hired a model to wear it for me.
Bonus Question
Ever have Halloween Sex while staying in costume/character?
No, but it sure sounds like fun 
“without ever knowing the ultimate pleasure known as a Snickers bar” – I can think of a few things that give more pleasure than a snickers bar (snorts)!
“The only way I would have a sexy costume is if I hired a model to wear it for me” – oh hun-nee, cut the crap; you’re sexy and you know it!
smooches!
I agree with anne marie! If you wore a skimpy caveman costume (such as a loincloth) with your slim, girlish figure and went to a gay halloween party, all the 22 year old boys would be all over you . I would be…
Sometimes, Tricks CAN be Treats. I’m just sayin’….
good point, RG
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