Some crazed beaver is attacking children in nearby Fairfax County, Virginia! Read all about it.
It tested positive for rabies, but I think it’s just expressing its disdain for today’s whiny youth.
I’ve always had a strong aversion to beavers and clams. I stay as far from them as possible, so I think I’m safe. But I have to admit if a cock or bear ever attacked me, I wouldn’t put up a fight.