Stay Away From Beavers!

by Cubby on September 13, 2012 · 4 comments

Some crazed beaver is attacking children in nearby Fairfax County, Virginia! Read all about it.

It tested positive for rabies, but I think it’s just expressing its disdain for today’s whiny youth.

I’ve always had a strong aversion to beavers and clams. I stay as far from them as possible, so I think I’m safe. But I have to admit if a cock or bear ever attacked me, I wouldn’t put up a fight.

anne marie in philly September 13, 2012 at 6:56 am

so witty! spouse got a kick outta dis entry!

I will be sure to keep my beaver and clam away from you this weekend; after all, they MIGHT be rabid too! bwhahahahahaha! ;-)

Sean September 13, 2012 at 9:15 am

I wouldn’t be afraid of an otter either.

harper's keeper September 13, 2012 at 8:54 pm

How frightening! I am usually saddened to hear of a wild animal being put down as a result of interaction with people but a rabid animal is a threat to all the other animals in its environment; incluing the human ones.

Urspo September 14, 2012 at 11:42 pm

i don’t get it.

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