Last month my husband Greg and I attended my niece’s wedding. At the reception dinner afterward we sat with my sister and her daughter and granddaughter Sammy.
During the meal Sammy (a nine-year-old) said she wasn’t sure if she wanted to eat her salad because it had bacon on it and she had never had a salad with bacon. I said to her, “Has your mother talked to you yet about the facts of life?” Everyone suddenly stopped talking, not sure where I was going with this.
I followed up, “The most important fact you need to know to get through this life is that everything is better with bacon!”