I wasn’t paying attention at the gym after my workout the other day and suddenly found myself in the middle of the locker room, trying to figure out why it was the mirror-image of how it was supposed to be. It was like the showers and the lockers switched places.
Did they remodel overnight? No, I had walked into the women’s locker room! Oh shit!
I ran out of there with my eyes closed. No one was in there, thankfully. Otherwise I’d probably end up on some kind of sexual predator list for the rest of my life.
Anyone else ever walk into the wrong locker room?
{ 17 comments }
I walked in on a guy blowing another guy
Why does that never happen to me?
I don’t even like walking into the MEN’s locker room.
I have always had to stop and think before walking into a public rest room. My instinct is to use the men’s, but this female suit im stuck in needs the ladies.
I’ve walked into the men’s restroom before. I have also USED the men’s restroom when the line for the ladies was too damn long and I hadda pee.
Considering what the alternative would have been, I think everybody was probably glad that you took the course of action that you did.
We had coed bathrooms in the top floor of the studio building in Grad School (there was also a single occupancy Woman’s toilet room down the hall). One woman was a bit put off by it until the guys explained to her that nothing else in the world existed while they were using the urinals and not to talk to a guy at the urinal, even just to say “Hi”, for fear of the likely consequence of being splashed.
eh, when you’ve seen one man’s junk, you’ve seen ‘em all!
You’re darn lucky that you didn’t see a bunch of naked women with their boobs and va-jay-jays hanging out. You would have been scarred for life. Those images would have been burned onto your retinas forever!
bwhahahahahahaha! good one, buddybear! nothing scarier than va-jay-jays, yep.
Years ago when I was working out with a buddy, I stood and watched him walk into the Ladies’….yes I knew he was doing it and no I didn’t stop him. I just thought it was because he hung out with lesbians.
Nope, haven’t done it and don’t intend to do it. You’re on your own there Bud.
Still, you were rather more observant than the lead male character in ‘M. Butterfly’ – married for… what was it? several years? – and hadn’t realised that he’d married a young man!
The Bally’s chain here in RI is a well known cruising place. So I’ve walked in on guys in various states. Look, I’m just there to shower and get going. So I always tended to ignore it.
Well since I have not started going to the gym as of yet, that would be a no for me, but I did however work at one, and yeah I had to go in the womens locker room to clean it up. ewww
I go away for a few days, and finally you ‘put out”!
Now thats funny!
Cubby, I’ll be happy when we all become grown up and use the same facilities regardless of gender identity. Keeping us separated simply makes it easier for isms and differences to perpetuate themselves and keeps people from being responsible, accountable, and civil.
Comments on this entry are closed.