January 2012

The Flavor of Piss

January 31, 2012

My husband Greg just informed me that the flavor of piss is so variable that saying something tastes like piss is meaningless. I said I wouldn’t know of such things. So I ask you, those in the know, is this true?

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Is This Woman a Space Alien?

January 30, 2012

This is Christine Lagarde, head of the International Monetary Fund. I can’t figure out what it is about her, but she just doesn’t look entirely human to me. Every time I see her pic in the news I freak out a bit, wondering what alien race has infiltrated human governance.

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Self-Adjusting Doorbell

January 27, 2012

We had to replace our doorbell button the other day. That got me thinking about doorbells in general. What I really dislike about doorbells is sometimes the house is dead silent and someone rings the doorbell and it just about gives me a heart attack because it is so loud. Other times we might have [...]

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Caption This

January 26, 2012
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Stopping “Stop SOPA”

January 18, 2012

My friends, today the internet is under attack. Everywhere I turn on the web I’m faced with big “Stop SOPA” splash screens. Time after time today I’ve tried to access websites only to be stymied. When will this madness end? Enough already! I was against SOPA before the day started, but now I’m considering supporting [...]

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Transparent Crib

January 14, 2012

I saw a TV news story the other day about Beyonce’s brand new bouncing baby Blue. It said that she keeps her little precious in a completely transparent crib made out of acrylic. The weird thing is that the crib’s sides have rails and slats, just like a typical wooden crib. Isn’t that odd? The [...]

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Oops, I Walked in the Wrong Locker Room

January 13, 2012

I wasn’t paying attention at the gym after my workout the other day and suddenly found myself in the middle of the locker room, trying to figure out why it was the mirror-image of how it was supposed to be. It was like the showers and the lockers switched places. Did they remodel overnight? No, [...]

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Catching Up

January 3, 2012

My, you bloggers have been a busy bunch in the month and a half I’ve been away. I have a whole lot of blog posts to catch up on. I’m reading them, but forgive me for not commenting on many of them. Does anyone else feel this way: completely relieved the holiday season is over? [...]

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