Have you ever looked at your friends or coworkers taking a piss at a urinal and noticed that some of them may have unusual styles of pissing?
There was a guy at my Cleveland job who was about 60 years old and very trim. He’d walk up to the urinal, pull out his cock (which was a good seven inches soft but weirdly thin), then put his hands on his hips, spread his legs wide, and start pissing. His elbows would stick out so far, no one could use the urinals on either side of him. That pose made him look like he was getting lined up for calisthenics.
His stream was straight down into the bowl of the urinal, making a splash and getting his pants wet with water and urine. In all his years did he never learn to direct the stream to the wall of the urinal to avoid splashing on himself?
There was this other guy at that same job who was about 24 years old and was one of the factory workers. He was an exhibitionist blessed with a gargantuan cock, and he wanted to make sure everyone knew it. He would strike a pose perpendicular to the pisser and pullout his python of a penis and piss sideways (alliteration overload!). He made sure he talked to everyone who walked by so that all would see his monster cock in action. It was a sight! And it still ranks as one of the biggest cocks I’ve ever seen.
At my Sarasota job we had an IT guy from China. He couldn’t speak English so well, but he sure was good at database programming. He’d come into the men’s room and approach the urinal but stop short of it. He’d undo his belt and unzip his pants, but didn’t just lower them a little or let them drop. He pushed them all the way down to his ankles by doing a big full-body bend. He’d do the same thing with his underwear.
It was a bit of a ceremony really. Once they were both down he’d scoot up to the urinal, dragging his pants on the floor, and finally take his piss.
Guys would be walking in and out of the john looking at him and his lily-white hairless ass, smirking at him. I’d always wonder if his pants were getting wet from piss puddles on the floor.
When he was done he’d scoot back from the urinal and do a big reverse ceremony pulling his underwear and pants back up. Do all Chinese guys piss like that? Maybe I’ll have to book a trip to China to find out.
Do you know anyone who has a peculiar pissing procedure?