An iPad for Men

by Cubby on June 27, 2014 · 3 comments

Can you think of a better gift for a man?

http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/223730/tech-breakthrough-you-can-now-fck-your-ipad/

What man wouldn't love you for this?

What man wouldn’t love you for this?

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Cherry Blossoms

by Cubby on April 13, 2014 · 6 comments

The cherry trees around the tidal basin in Washington are in full bloom, and they are spectacular!

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Seen Today

by Cubby on April 6, 2014 · 8 comments

Mmm, my favorite!

Mmm, my favorite!

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Announcing the Death of Hip Hop

by Cubby on March 24, 2014 · 8 comments

Forty years into the era of Hip Hop, today I bought my first hip hop album. Rihanna’s “Unapologetic”.

Of course, it goes without saying that my purchase marks the death of this music style. In other news, hell froze over today.

Unapologetic

Unapologetic

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The Beautiful Ones

by Cubby on February 3, 2014 · 10 comments

I received some shocking news at work today. One of the guys in my chemical engineering group died last week. They found his body in his home. An apparent suicide by drug overdose.

This wasn’t just any guy. This was one of the most beautiful men I had personally ever laid eyes on in my life.

From the outside this guy had everything going for him. He was a gym rat with a perfect V-body, mid-30s, superb smile, great personality, fantastic hair, and Hollywood-quality looks. I often asked myself why he was a lowly government worker bee when he should have been out making blockbuster movies and living it up with the stars.

I’m left wondering, if someone with seemingly so much going for him couldn’t bear to live another day, how can the rest of us?

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Recruitment Drive

by Cubby on January 22, 2014 · 10 comments

I saw this today on the Internet, so it must be true.

The homosexual puts a great deal of stock in fresh meat. It is considered a sign of admirable prowess to convert a heterosexual and after doing so, the gay will be rewarded with several rounds of free drinks from his jealous peers. These people are hyper competitive and yet their battles reside exclusively within the realm of physical conquest. Faith, fame and fortune will never mean as much as anal penetration to the gay man. For those who have dedicated their darkest hours to living in the homosexual bar, hardcore sodomy with “the new member of the team” is the most precious thing imaginable.

My recruiter told me all he got was a lousy toaster :-(

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New Virginia Governor Acts Fast

January 11, 2014

The Commonwealth of Virginia has a new governor. Terry McAuliffe was sworn in today at noon in Richmond. Within hours he was busy signing an Executive Order outlawing discrimination against state employees based on sexual orientation. Well done, Governor McAuliffe! Well done!

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Raise Your Hand

January 10, 2014

Anyone sick of all this Chris Christie bullshit, please raise your hand. The weird thing about this scandal du jour is that Republicans L-O-V-E bullying and political retribution. This ought to make Chris Christie a messiah in their eyes.

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