I received some shocking news at work today. One of the guys in my chemical engineering group died last week. They found his body in his home. An apparent suicide by drug overdose.
This wasn’t just any guy. This was one of the most beautiful men I had personally ever laid eyes on in my life.
From the outside this guy had everything going for him. He was a gym rat with a perfect V-body, mid-30s, superb smile, great personality, fantastic hair, and Hollywood-quality looks. I often asked myself why he was a lowly government worker bee when he should have been out making blockbuster movies and living it up with the stars.
I’m left wondering, if someone with seemingly so much going for him couldn’t bear to live another day, how can the rest of us?
I saw this today on the Internet, so it must be true.
The homosexual puts a great deal of stock in fresh meat. It is considered a sign of admirable prowess to convert a heterosexual and after doing so, the gay will be rewarded with several rounds of free drinks from his jealous peers. These people are hyper competitive and yet their battles reside exclusively within the realm of physical conquest. Faith, fame and fortune will never mean as much as anal penetration to the gay man. For those who have dedicated their darkest hours to living in the homosexual bar, hardcore sodomy with “the new member of the team” is the most precious thing imaginable.
My recruiter told me all he got was a lousy toaster
The Commonwealth of Virginia has a new governor. Terry McAuliffe was sworn in today at noon in Richmond. Within hours he was busy signing an Executive Order outlawing discrimination against state employees based on sexual orientation.
Well done, Governor McAuliffe! Well done!
Newly sworn in Gov. McAuliffe acts fast to protect LGBT state employees
Anyone sick of all this Chris Christie bullshit, please raise your hand.
The weird thing about this scandal du jour is that Republicans L-O-V-E bullying and political retribution. This ought to make Chris Christie a messiah in their eyes.
A special gift from the fabulous Don Chooi.
Ho Ho Ho!